apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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