Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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