I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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