Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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