Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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