Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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