whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
