I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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