so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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