Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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