it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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