Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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