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(616): View more from Michigan

I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a beautiful day for a hangover

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.

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(512): View more from Texas

Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?

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(801): View more from Utah

dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"

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(815): View more from Illinois

Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"

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(703): View more from Virginia

yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.

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