My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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