i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I pour the whiskey from now on
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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