Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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