normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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