seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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