ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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