Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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