so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Do vagina's smell?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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