Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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