well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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