And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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