The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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