I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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