I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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