Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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