If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it's like heaven, but drunker
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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