the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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