U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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