I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
50% drunk capacity currently
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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