Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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