I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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