Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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