normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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