Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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