11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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