I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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