Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
