4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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