just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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