Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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