I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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