is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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