I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
