I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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