it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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