ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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