R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
