I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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