if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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