Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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