Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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