White coat. Heels.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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