Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize