What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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