sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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